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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Honey I'm on a fixed income and I can't afford to eat lunch even the once. That's why the good lord invented cigarettes.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't afford lunch but you have money for cigs in this economy?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say God bless Phillip Morris but that would be kind of redundant.