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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 135 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

TBF, Outlook said Lunch, not Breakfast.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about elevenses? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

At least it’s still not lunch.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hobbits have more than one of every meal.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago

Hobbits use thunderbird for this reason

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago

Two lunches?? It's my funeral, i guess‽

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of an old micromanaging supervisor of mine. He tried to get me to schedule out my tasks in detail so that they knew what I was doing every minute.

So I broke it down in sub-5 minute intervals all day long until the last 2 hours of the day. The last 2 hours: Filling out the calendar for tomorrow. The directive lasted a week.

I also might have set the notification default to 5 minutes before each event and picked an especially annoying notification tone.

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Malicious compliance is always the way to go to please dumb managers.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful, if true.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Factually incorrect

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy is one hoopy frood.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

you can tell he really knows where his towel is.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you make lunch long enough you'll need to take a lunch break.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

We call it a trou normand

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And if your lunch takes too long, you'll need a lunch break for that.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Literally 1984

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

just how old is that screenshot?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good old days, when Office was Office and not 365 Copilot AI whatever.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Good old days? XP was what made me go Linux full time. The enshitification was beginning.

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

op are you a hobbit

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

HR, gtfo the UX.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

The fact this is even an error tells me they either aren't in California or need to do some fuckery every time an employee works 12+ hours and would be legally entitled to a second lunch break.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

how many breakfasts can you book?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lunch 1

Lunch 1.5

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

"second lunch"

You're welcome

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just block off you entire day as "Lunch"

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

9am start work

10am to 1pm Lunch

2pm to 5pm go on strike

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, 8:45 to 9:15 is coffee, around here. Also sprinkle a few cigarette breaks throughout the day for my carcinophile colleagues.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Outlook just called OP fat lmao

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The hell they can't

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The origin of brunch

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Honey I'm on a fixed income and I can't afford to eat lunch even the once. That's why the good lord invented cigarettes.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't afford lunch but you have money for cigs in this economy?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say God bless Phillip Morris but that would be kind of redundant.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it an error or a warning though?

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago