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“We’ve stolen your files and uploaded them to OneDrive. No need to thank us. By the way, this isn’t free so start your subscription now or don’t access your files.”
Had to walk a friend through desyncing OneDrive and uninstalling it last night because word files weren't being saved locally. Shit is literally just malware.
at least ransomware is upfront about its intentions?
My biggest pet peeve is it will randomly link to that and then start Auto-saving shit. You can start with regular saving and then you go and modify some document to use as a template and it saves over the original document itself. Infuriating.
And forget about ever updating your PC again because that shit will weasel it's way back into your system
Ive had no issues keeping one drive dead. The only thing I had any real issue with was phone link which despite being uninstalled and had no use, was consistently having 40+ processes.
Oh, and you had too many files. You'll need a more expensive subscription to OneDrive if you don't want us to delete them.
You have three terabyte of disk space? Don't care, pay up. P.S. fuck you, peon.
Oh and if we mistakenly flag something as inapropriate (like photos of your naked baby) it will be lost forever, no thanks needed.
Sus
What did you think of, huh?
I dont have kids but I'm given to understand they are pretty much constantly naked until they are 4 years old.