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[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’m pretty sure that their God didn’t advocate for killing an entire people

1 Samuel 15

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God: Saul, why didn't you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?

Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh... I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later

God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Ask Dante Alighieri.