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Raising the steaks: Greggs invites fans to roll up amongst pastry-effect cushions and giant two-metre beanbags

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want a Gregg’s branded sausage roll fleshlight.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A normal sausage roll from Greggs can be a fleshlight if you’re brave enough. Wait for it to cool down first though.