Published 2 days ago: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (archive link)
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Oh lord, the fallout if it was one of these "witches" who got a gun and offed him
I don't think anyone would be surprised to find out the call is coming from inside the house.
The longer they continue protecting pedophiles, the more unhinged their unhinged base becomes.
Wasn't charlie super pushing for trump to release the files then got called in by trump and shut up immediately after the meeting?
Well, one shot one kill from distance, and no suspect in custody.... Doesn't sound like an amateur.
Whoever it was, they didn't spaz out and get caught, just did the job and walked away.
Just made sure not to go to McDonalds afterward
Give them time
Well, if Etsy Witches are indeed witches, then hear my plea: May all video and image evidence they find of the Charlie Kirk shooter have a single suspect that looks exactly like Luigi Mangione.
I'd really love a big fight between the people who wanted to protect pedophiles, and the people who were just racists and homophobes. Nicer to have two small rivals than one big one
You gonna look twice at a goth chick with a cello case on a university campus?
I mean hell yeah I am, but not for that reason...
I admit, after I wrote it, I anticipated the response.
In the style of the late great Charlie Kirk:
You know, I think this particular unfortunate death due to firearms is worth it to maintain our access to firearms.