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JD Vance Pulls Out of 9/11 Memorial at the Last Minute (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[–] MU5T4N6@feddit.org 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Faster than he pulled out of the couch?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No? He never pulls out of the couch. He always finishes

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit, this thread is the joke I came here to make…

Do I need to be faster, or more original and clever?

Yeah, faster.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Not as fast as Vance pulling out apparently...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought they were Swedish