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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She's a marine?

Jesus . . . what . . . nevermind.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think she ate ALL the crayons.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

She ate the crayons?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Former marine. And let me point out every branch has admin and support staff too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Also it's really easy to get fat going from high activity lifestyle to none. If you're 200lbs and muscular as all hell it's way easier to stop being muscular than to stop being 200lbs

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

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