altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 10 minutes ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 12 minutes ago

One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 24 minutes ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes! The all new Nabisco BPA coated BPS tainted leaded chocolate treats! Totally safe!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Yup. My current one is dying and I'm using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don't care how badly they try to waste my battery, I'm not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I'm prepared to not use a phone until there's a reasonably priced Linux phone.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

If you decorate your socks, you'll never lose them again!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

He probably was murdered or badly hurt. So that's probably why...they can't habeas corpus.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago (6 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

No!, I say Rip, not reap.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I say, let them rip what they sowed.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

You wouldn't download a car...

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