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USB device hasn’t been “properly ejected” in years (hard-drive.net)

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Police were called to a domestic dispute on Second Avenue this past weekend after neighbors complained about the volume of a verbal altercation between local man Barry Wilmore and his 1 TB Portable Seagate External Hard Drive, sources confirm.

“387 times! He hasn’t properly ejected me since our first week together. It’s like he doesn’t hear me at all,” said the pocket-sized hard drive [...]

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[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

linux still caches USB writes (which i honestly dont like, but whatever) and runs a sync when you eject it