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Idiocracy
Criminal Investigations must be crazy hard there.
"Sir, the victim has dropped dead of unknown causes, possibly choking on a gummy worm; but it could also be a curse that that caused them to choke on said gummy worm, that was placed upon them remotely from someone they may or may not have come on contact with anytime in the past week or so."
Right, start by looking for motive, forget means and opportunity. Maybe we'll get the right one this time