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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
> be me 34
> decide to look for a hag around my age
> most of them have at least one kid, usually the annoying kind, and only see you as a babysitter
> same ones are also super focused on their kids, no hobbies, no interests, no life
> most of them seem to be super conservative
> some of them are so bigoted they can only talk about "those people"
> finally found someone who's bearable for more than 20 minutes
> never mind, she's alcoholic
> finally found someone not alcoholic and is bearable for even more time
> never mind, she's both 300+km away and also married
How do I find hot singles on the fediverse? I'm not reinstalling Tinder!
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I tried that with Reddit. Parents cockblocked me. Had nothing but my missed life to think about in the meantime, so my mental health slips, and I ask who besides Serial killers and rapists deserves to die (looking for a description of myself in the answers).

Implying someone's life is worth more than others is a big no no on Reddit.

Get permabanned for inciting violence.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing but your missed life? You can live a lot of life without a romantic partner, as much I very much understand it can still feel lonely at times.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

I missed my entire life. It's not all about that. Though I also regret not experiencing what everyone else did. The mistakes, the heartbreaks, you know, normal people stuff, that's mostly FOMO. What really sucks is I actually missed out on almost everything that makes life worth living. So, now I'm just in the mindset that I should just treat the good things of this world as false, and something that is meant for rich/normal people.

I'm just here to work, and fight. I need to make sure no one else ends up the same, ever again. Until then, there's no point in resting.

So I went back to seeing myself as unimportant, and putting my mission first.