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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 4 days ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?