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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Don't try to tell me how some power can corrupt a person!

You haven't had enough to know what it's like...

You're only angry cause you wish you were in my position!

Now nod your head because you know that I'm right, alright!

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