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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've experienced boomers as well. Texting with the keyboard typing noise set to 11. Video calling people on max volume and still shouting at each other.

The age in this meme is totally wrong. 40s are millennials who hate it when stuff makes noise. They keep their phone on silent, would put in earbuds when calling someone and go to another room if possible. Not like they would ever call anyone, if they get a call they just stare at the screen in horror. When it stops they text asking what's up.

Source: Am 40s millennial

[–] f314@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

if they get a call they just stare at the screen in horror. When it stops they text asking what's up.

I’m sure you meant “When it stops they wait for a text explaining what’s up”! Or is that just me 😶‍🌫️