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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well, fuck me, that's just. I'm at a loss.
How can he ever have been seen as a candidate to lead a fucking McDonald's, let alone a country. Fuck sake.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think he could even run a shift properly at a mcD joint without getting sued into the ground.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

He'd be way too giddy around the happy meals.