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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This code makes me really unhappy

Although I am really desensitized right now. Earlier today I had to review a PR for that guy that maintains that one project that has things like 8000-line functions of mostly nested ifs. And they won't let me reject them anymore with "BURN IT. BURN IT ALL"

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's de-obfuscated, a human didn't write it (in that form) thankfully

[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Disassembled. Still pretty obfuscated.

EDIT: on a close look this is not C, so not disassembled, just obfuscated.

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

oops yeah brain fart sorry