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Anon doesn't understand streamer fans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

I mean, have you ever had your penis in a vagina?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 35 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Wait you can do that?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

How much money you got?

(I don't have a vagina but money is money)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 hours ago

You can't, but others can.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

With the exception of some c-section babies, every penis has been in a vagina, even if only in passing. It's the "but I didn't inhale" of peepee in the vajee.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago

Gross, no.

[–] spykee 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Have you?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A few times, yeah.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Besides your own?

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 9 points 11 hours ago

Uh… no?