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[–] spykee 3 points 7 hours ago

Allie shits on your dreams.
Get fucked.

simple rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Harvard dropouts to launch ‘always on’ AI smart glasses that listen and record every conversation in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] spykee 16 points 1 day ago

Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

Do not Interrupt Developers, Study Says in c/programming@programming.dev

[–] spykee 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that's why I'm not on it.

This is Janice. She is a young great blue heron. in c/birding@lemmy.world

[–] spykee 2 points 4 days ago

Wat up, Janice!

Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 customers to pay for cybersecurity patch in baffling move in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

[–] spykee 6 points 5 days ago

Et tu, Hyundai?
Futue te ipsum!

Microsoft investigates Israeli military’s use of Azure cloud storage in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] spykee 3 points 1 week ago

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn't they think they'd be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?

And quite rightly in c/dogs@lemmy.world

[–] spykee 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend.... Specifically a pig, according to my wife.

Spunch bob in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] spykee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Make Internet Great Again!

how can we make Lemmy as popular as Reddit in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] spykee 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let's fucking not