spykee

I am a fat ass.
I got myself a gym membership.
Had begun going, but then slacked off because of the reason listed in the first line.
Then, I saw this really superb workout underwear thing, (fuck knows what are they called), in a mall and thought that this might help me go back. So I bought a pair.
I shit you not, this fabric, I don't know what this is. But it's so fine that my jewels feel like they have been wrapped snug in velvet, they just feel so safe!
I'm a grower and not a shower but even then oh my heaven, my twigs and berries make a mound so perfect, it would make Himeros proud.
I think it's the same material they make Yoga pants with for women.
I now understand the fascination.
I now go to the gym just so that I get to wear these fancy knickers.

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm...
Hmmmmmm....
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

That's because it's the right thing to do.
I was there and the cars, the trucks and everything in-between, are everywhere except their own fucking lane!
Everybody was in a hurry like all of you overslept and are now late to the class.
You shitheads need to calm the fuck down.

No, I said that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Da fuck yu gonn do, bitch?

@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world...
dude's airing your dirty laundry in public.
I'm more than happy to replace him in your country. I'll blend in 'swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch' in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that's Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I'm moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should've started with this.
Imma land there now.

Does the horse consent?

You can delete Google from your life.
But Google will never delete you from within itself.
You will live in its memory forever.