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Mr Bruce hears the same joke at least every week, so it isnt funny to him anymore. Everyone else either didnt get it or rolled their eyes.
source: haver of a memey name. been through this countless times.
It's especially fun if your name is similar to a comic character that you don't care for
Source: have a name that's similar to an anti-villain
Edit: y'all are cracking me up!
Ahh, William wadeson
Brock edwards, is that you?
My condolences, Phony Stark.
Yuan Fang?
(He is just plain evil and selfish but edgy highschoolers call him anti-hero so...)
Anti-villain? So ... Like a .. hero?
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Anti-Villains
So characters like Magneto or Poison Ivy
Is your real name biggs hoson?
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
I say this ALL the time and no one has ever gotten it.
I don't get it, could you explain?
It's a line from The Fifth Element where Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) is asked if he classifies as "human".
Thank you!
google it. Look at the first picture with subtitles. Then watch the movie.
I still don't get it. I googled Higgs boson. I fear your joke might be bad.
Meat Popsicle... Is your real name Beef Cane, Pork Rod, Tender Lollipop, Nugget Rattan or Jerky Pole?
missed chance to prepare actually funny comebacks, like "this isn't how this works, bizzarro" etc
I have a meme last name… then a commercial made a meme out of my first name…
I have a name which is jokable. You hear a lot of boring uninspired jokes, which gets old.
I dunno, this one sounds silly and fun, and I don't think everyone and their dog would have told it.
Surely the good ones are still funny, no?
Not for me. But Im old and cynical. I had a 25 year career during which I attended thousands and thousands of meetings with strangers.