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Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔
Sampling bias.
Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.
do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.
my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in "hombre > homeboy > homie" kind of like chica turns into chick, but i'm an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels