My homies aren't attracted to me
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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bruh the hold up is that I didn’t say if i had an ass id let the homies hit can you not read
What do you mean if you had an ass
Now you see why I didn’t say that to begin with
Why are people assuming he didn't let them hit it? he just wants a new toy to share.
The thing is the homies are not into dudes... At least as far as i am aware.
Tbf he did say "if I had a pussy", not "if I was a girl"
he didn't say "if i had a bussy" though and thus i feel "if i was a girl" is implied
bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.
no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn't quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.
Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it's the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.
TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes
G(irl) lmao
so it's g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy "m(acaque) -ussy" or "m(ister rogers') -ussy"? this fucking dialect.
Thats a good point
Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔
Sampling bias.
Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.
do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.
my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in "hombre > homeboy > homie" kind of like chica turns into chick, but i'm an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels
Any port in a storm.
more of a drought though
As a kid, I once read - though I don't remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.
I can carry a baker's dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there's that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.
Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they're ever so useful.
On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren't very popular at the nudist colony.
Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.
“Hot coffee and a donut sir?”
you ever take it in the ass? can't take that many homies in rapid succession
With a little practise and a lot of lube, nothing is impossible.
don't forget Jesus. Jesus is a pro at holes
I would recommend that you don’t try to shove things through your palm, but I won’t stop you if you choose to.