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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I briefly considered getting "RUINER" inked down mine, until a tattooer friend pointed out that 99% of the time it'd likely just read as "RNR" at best. 😝

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Here’s a fun joke I heard once:

A man was married to a woman named Wendy, and he loved her so much he had her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect, it showed her whole name, but when it was flaccid, it just showed “WY.” One day the man was urinating in a urinal in a public restroom at an airport and a Black man with dreads comes in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him. He chances to glance over and sees that the Black man’s dick has a “WY” on it as well. So, he says to the man, “Oh, is your wife named Wendy too?” The man looks down at his own junk, then laughs and says in a thick Jamaican accent, “Oh, no mon, it say ‘Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya be havin’ a lovely holiday.’”

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, my dad used to tell that one back in the 80s. Not sure it aged well 😅😝