Anchors aweigh.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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Down Periscope. Good film.
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I'm sure absolutely 0 women out there would appreciate me getting Shai-Hulud tattood there.
It would be awesome - the foreskin would act like the ring mouth, so when I'm flaccid it looks like a calm normal worm, but when erect it bears its teeth and is climbing out of the sand.
LMFAO and when you drown it (in pussy) it gives the water of life.
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Does one get dick tattoos when soft or when erect?
Depends on how much you like pain.
Probably depends on how hot you think the tattoo artist is and how friendly with you they are
I briefly considered getting "RUINER" inked down mine, until a tattooer friend pointed out that 99% of the time it'd likely just read as "RNR" at best. 😝
Here’s a fun joke I heard once:
A man was married to a woman named Wendy, and he loved her so much he had her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect, it showed her whole name, but when it was flaccid, it just showed “WY.” One day the man was urinating in a urinal in a public restroom at an airport and a Black man with dreads comes in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him. He chances to glance over and sees that the Black man’s dick has a “WY” on it as well. So, he says to the man, “Oh, is your wife named Wendy too?” The man looks down at his own junk, then laughs and says in a thick Jamaican accent, “Oh, no mon, it say ‘Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya be havin’ a lovely holiday.’”
Yeah, my dad used to tell that one back in the 80s. Not sure it aged well 😅😝
Let's kick this pig!