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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Same thing whenever I try to unplug a USB, Win10, on my desktop. There have been times where I plugged in one, opened a file, closed it within seconds, did the safely remove thing, and then I get the whole quick song and dance about some program still using it because of how sluggish it is to actually end what's using it in the background.

Also, my phone's keyboard software was bugging out and replaced "song" with "incest" for no discernable and wanted to replace the next word "and" with "rape incest". Not related, but fuck Gboard and that weird glitch where it'll replace words with random shit for no reason.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't gboard try to promote words you've used more prior more often than ones you've used less...?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, dude really needs to atop looking up hentai, or at least start reading more wholesome ones.

Or get FUTO keyboard and disable autosuggest

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

The crazy part about that is I don't look up hentai. Just yiff and even then, I'm a vanilla kinda guy.

I may occasionally joke about Alabama and incest out loud, but never really type it.

Also, I would switch to something like FUTO but I have yet to find a FOSS keyboard that can handle Japanese or Chinese.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There are good keyboard apps on F-Droid...

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

I have yet to find one that can properly do Chinese and/or Japanese and I'm too dumb to make one. That's the only thing holding me back.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

OK, WTAF on those word replacements. I'd be freaking out about malware.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

That's what happens when they train it on bad porn sites.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

I cannot remember what it's done in the past, but I've definitely had much more tame occurrences of this. Same with holding the delete key and having the thing think that the first letter of a word doesn't exist from time to time.

Probably a couple of minor bugs that gβ€’β€’gle doesn't care to fix.