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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

"Hey Microsoft, i want to safely remove this hard drive so i don't corrupt my data"

"Nope, it's being used by another program"

"I shut down every program, nothing is open, please eject my Hard drive"

"Nope, It's being used by another program"

**Proceed to just yank the cord out of the computer and flick off the screen.