Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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You’re sentenced to death, what animal WYR have kill you? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm thinking smth poisonous maybe? A snake that'll do the job instantly.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

I actually had the same idea, and checked. Some mambas don't cause the nasty flesh burning effect, but they still kill you by paralytic suffocation.

Too bad, an asp to the breast is a classic.