A T-Rex. At least I'll be able to see a dinosaur with my own eyes before it rips me apart.
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I wonder what an anomalocaris could do to a human.
Bite off your pinky, mayhaps.
I don't think they even had a jaw, although I could be wrong. But, those radiodont appendages look like they could do some damage.
Noooo, not the group chat!
There's got to be some kind of venom that doesn't hurt much. But, I see I'm not the first to answer with that. Okay, other idea: death by falling giant clam.
An endless succession of duck-sized horses (100 at a time)
Rhino.
When it rams you you won't be feeling anything.
I'm thinking smth poisonous maybe? A snake that'll do the job instantly.
I actually had the same idea, and checked. Some mambas don't cause the nasty flesh burning effect, but they still kill you by paralytic suffocation.
Too bad, an asp to the breast is a classic.
Would you agree that a turtle can kill me by waiting till I am too old to stand on my own?
Elephant.
It'd be cool to die fighting a terrifying unbeatable giant. And getting my skull crushed would be painless too.
Big cats go straight for a quick kill I believe so I'd say a tiger.
Edit: actually I might pick a constrictor snake like anaconda instead. It wont instantly kill you but you'll likely pass out in under a minute.
That’s simple. I want my cause of dead to be a Polarbear-bitchslap.
Saltwater crocodile should do it quick