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submitted 4 days ago by tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dude's BAC is so high his blood is wine

Sounds like a good dinner to me

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Eh, not really a wine guy, personally.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Related XKCD What If - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?"

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."

-Any decent storyteller in this situation.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jesus is a lich

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Jesus is Mumm-Ra?