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Reminds me of this bit.

It's obviously the protesters' fault.

Quantity over quality.

I saw it on X via a link from Reddit, but when I check that X link now it's been taken down. Bastion of free speech and all.

Oh no, I hope they don't implement a whole bunch of gun control regulations!

They don't even know where the shot was fired from, apparently.

It'd be amazing if they literally never figure this one out. There'll be conspiracy theories forever.

Artist's depiction based on witness reports.

Even the Fiverr ones can be beat in price these days. I've got a local LLM running on my computer, I could set it chanting curses 24/7 for just a modest cost in electricity.

During the first Trump administration I made a game of trying to come up with responses to events that were too stupid even for Trump to make, and I kept losing because he would find ways to top me. I gave it up for the second Trump administration because there's no way I'd keep up.

But I'll come out of retirement for this one: president-ordered witch-burnings. Let's see how he manages to top that one.

Can we just keep sending them bottles of this?

Yeah. I actually watched the video of him being shot and the statements about him being in "critical condition" were clearly just "we don't want to admit he's dead yet." Not a video for the faint of heart. The shot blew open his neck arteries, I've never seen a fountain of chunky salsa like that in a real-life video before. And he instantly went into the "fencing response" pose, which is also a terrible sign in its own right even without the blood fountain. There were medical professionals commenting over on Reddit that if he'd been shot like that while he was lying on an operating table with a team of surgeons standing around him ready to get to work he still wouldn't have made it.

Okay? That's not what the meme was about, that's a separate thing.