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Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for (lemmy.ml)
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 118 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forced password resets.
Entropy defeats recall.
Desk blooms with secrets.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, white collar haiku…

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 21 hours ago

I was in a band called White Collar Haiku.

We mostly did Huey Lewis and the News covers.