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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • Listening to some idiot salesman talk about his company's extremely shitty SaaS product because your manager thought the email that the shit company sent him wasn't the result of leads from data brokers selling email address data.
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

As someone who sits in on those calls as a sales engineer, I wish I could interrupt the weird kabuki dance of all this and say “These guys are clearly not a fit and we are all wasting time.”

But I have bills and honestly I’m probably commenting here because I checked out as soon as the screenshare started and I could turn my camera off without anyone noticing.

Please don’t ask me anything because I’ll just say you broke up and I need you to repeat the question so I can bullshit an answer.