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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Since you and your sister cannot share computer time on your own, mom has stepped in and written a schedule of when each kid can use the internet. We each stretch it until mom yells at us to go play outside.

Also, I didn’t know what I was doing and deleted some DLL’s. Turns out, those are important. So are most folders with “system” in the name.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oooh did you fall for that teddy bear hoax too?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jdbgmgr.exe_virus_hoax

Also, it's time to get off the Internet now, I need to use the phone.