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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, don't kinkshame me. Especially during Locktober of all months

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong? What happened? What's going on?

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because. Nothing. You were hilarious. Made more coffee.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right.... I'll be watching you.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I look forward to an enchanting Voyvembeur.