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[–] IDew@feddit.nl 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What are the microphones for

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Gotta have one for Vic Fontaine

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, I can't believe you would just leave that out in the open where anyone could see the Ferengi head you practice Oo-mox on

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, don't kinkshame me. Especially during Locktober of all months

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong? What happened? What's going on?

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because. Nothing. You were hilarious. Made more coffee.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right.... I'll be watching you.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I look forward to an enchanting Voyvembeur.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.

That was the most disturbing part.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lemme recall the liturgy real quick.

My neck my back my pussy and my crack.

If anything I think I'm finding a two massager deficit.

Ed: maybe one, I dunno what the black thing is.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can't finish my lunch because I'm thinking about LaCroix.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

How many hours a day do they let you out?

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you even use 2 at once?

Just get a jackhammer lmao

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And this is what we call clits akimbo or dual wielding.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

One on top of the other like a compound turbo, don't judge. Some people are just trying to hit their resonant frequency like the Tacoma narrows bridge.

https://youtube.com/shorts/NpsDLes2bWM

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I will never understand the appeal. It's like somebody wafted the memory of a lemon over a can of tonic water.

[–] Serialchemist@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”

Mines a ferangi head bong