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Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
If there's a "best" assassin, it stands to reason that there's also a "worst" assassin.
Maybe the worst assassins are all the friends we made along the way.
the assassassin is to be feared
and saying your name right away is the first thing any top assassin should do when sending emails to their victims.
The names's Bond. James Bond.
Top Assassin (in the room).
Definitely in the top three assassins on the street (depending on the street)
Professionals have standards
Once there’s 47
Re:’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in“Contract complete. Well done 47.”
Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails
Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?
Know what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? "Assassin"
All you gotta do is convince them you're a bottom and they leave you alone.
Everybody knows this information goes in the signature.