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[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What ever happend to the classic "reticulating splines"?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There a progress bar in an application I wrote that has a one in twenty chance of saying "Reticulating Splines" instead of its usual label.

I have a few hundred users so there are definitely people who have seen it, but so far no one has mentioned it.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Most users don’t care and those who do know chuckle and move along. :-)

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't reticulate splines any more.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I thought I saw it as far back as simcopter