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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Your face will not get stuck like that.

It is not illegal to turn on the light in the car while driving.

Bears do not sleep all winter long.

Bats are not blind.

Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day.

Searing a steak does not seal in moisture.

Waking a sleepwalker is not dangerous to their health.

:)

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Washing the literal chicken shit off of mushrooms does not make them absorb water.

Seriously, wash your fucking mushrooms.

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Bats are not blind.

But they may as well be. So many midair collisions cause they're absolutely bonkers flyers

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is not illegal to turn on the light in the car while driving.

Wtf is this idea xDD Are you supposed to stop the car at the side of the road to turn on the lights? 😂

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel this may be an American thing. Many millennials have a shared experience of being told by our parents that we can't have the dome light on in the car at night because it is illegal. In reality, it reduces visibility on a dark road for the driver so it is a little dangerous to do but certainly not illegal.

I just wanted to play my Gameboy Advance on the drive home!

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah I missed the "in the car" part, I thought car lights in general. It makes a bit more sense this way, thanks for the explanation :)

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Masturbating won’t make you go blind.

[–] LikeableLime@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Correct, it makes you grow hair on your palms.

Then when they look at their palms you laugh and make fun of them for masturbating. My grandad got me with that classic.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

This one had me freaking the fuck out as a kid lol

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You won't get cramps if you jump in the pool soon after eating.