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submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Flawed bag of holding - it's a bag of holding, but the dimensions inside are normal bag sized.

Movable rod - an immovable rod, but it can only resist up to 10lbs

Bed of comfort - it's comfortable, just not the way you were hoping.

Vorple blade - it's exactly what it is, but it's too dull to cut and sharpening it would damage the enchantment.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So for the sword... Bludgeoning damage unless it's a crit, and then the enchantment does it's thing regardless of the sharpness?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking a secret -2 to crit so it only actually crits on a nat 20

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why secret? It's a dull sword.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I like letting my players figure it out. If I don't pack the game with contrived stats they'll spend all night investigating an unlocked door.