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[โ€“] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you shoot ice water at your brown eye

[โ€“] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lmao you better not be poking someone's ass when you do that, might lose a finger

For the record bidets are pretty great though, but I went ahead and got a heated one because I am not a masochist.