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Makita is getting into the adult toy market and this is their new high power blowjob gun.
They’re a bit presumptuous with the length of that barrel.
Is it weird that I already had a "one size fits all" joke lined up for a reply like this?
I think it's weirder that we're all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.
It's like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.
new gender affirming care method just dropped.