300,000 rpm. Ok.
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Right... It takes 4 kW from a 30 Wh battery... So it works for 27 seconds!
No no, but that's a 30 Amp-hours battery! With the 928V indicated that should make 27,840 Watt-Hours ... enough capacity to run that thing for almost 7 hours at full speed.
Weeeeeee!!!
And that's 928 volts Fahrenheit too!
Oh, you are right. I messed up the unities.
Those batteries are nominally 21 V, so they average some 18 V on practice. That will last for 8 minutes.
Makita is getting into the adult toy market and this is their new high power blowjob gun.
They’re a bit presumptuous with the length of that barrel.
Is it weird that I already had a "one size fits all" joke lined up for a reply like this?
I think it's weirder that we're all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.
It's like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.
It’s like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.
new gender affirming care method just dropped.
Unless I see proof, it's marketing bullshit.
Yup, just like the '100,000 lumen' flashlights they'll try to sell you.
Come to think of it, I think the speed of sound is like 340m/s, so this is claiming hypersonic flow? Must be loud. 400m/s coverts to 1440 km/h, or right at 900 mph.
Yeah, yeah… sure, sure. 🙄
Insta-Blind flashlight!
300,000 RPM is like dental drill speeds, there is no way whatever they're building this out of can handle those forces
Quick! Somebody get this to Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Ionize the air and accelerate it with electric fields!
Actually, I think it's one van
928 V