this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

greentext reads like it was written by that old Chad-PS3 console... not sure famous it was but he referred to wiimotes as dildos

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fuck, I know what you are talking about. Chad Warden. Had to show him to a friend recently lol

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's all about that PSTriple!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Chad Warden wipes his ass with $600