this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Captain our 6,785,000 octillion data storage units are completely filled with pornography and none of the crew want to delete any of their files. The main computer is showing signs of shutting down due to the lack of storage.
Riker: ~~can that wait until Tuesday?~~ If anyone needs me I'll be on Holoseck 4.
Edit: The typo stays.
I would love to watch an episode dealing with in board porn storage and how it is crippling the functioning of the ship.
USS Enterprise goes adrift in deep space because their computer shuts down due to lack of data storage. Captain Picard and his crew have to figure out how to restart their engines to save themselves .... and save their porn.
Star Trek adjacent, but the Orville had an episode like that I think.
I can see Riker doing his step-over-the-chair-to-sit move as he says this, with that shit-eating grin.
TFW when 90% of it belongs to Geordi and Reg.
They use quads for data storage in Trek. So gigaquads teraquads petaquads.