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And that, Boimler, is why you're on holodeck waste removal (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Captain our 6,785,000 octillion data storage units are completely filled with pornography and none of the crew want to delete any of their files. The main computer is showing signs of shutting down due to the lack of storage.

[+] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

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[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Riker: ~~can that wait until Tuesday?~~ If anyone needs me I'll be on Holoseck 4.

Edit: The typo stays.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would love to watch an episode dealing with in board porn storage and how it is crippling the functioning of the ship.

USS Enterprise goes adrift in deep space because their computer shuts down due to lack of data storage. Captain Picard and his crew have to figure out how to restart their engines to save themselves .... and save their porn.

[–] rkw_social@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek adjacent, but the Orville had an episode like that I think.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I can see Riker doing his step-over-the-chair-to-sit move as he says this, with that shit-eating grin.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

TFW when 90% of it belongs to Geordi and Reg.

[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

They use quads for data storage in Trek. So gigaquads teraquads petaquads.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How are all these weird Star Trek memes so fire?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Hot Andorian milfs in my sector?

[–] latca@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Though in a universe with shape shifters, creatures that implant themselves in brains and not to mention telepathy I don’t blame them for being suspicious and investigating any sign of irregular behavior.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Does it... have antenna?
Cuz, well you know.

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I feel like the holodeck probably has a "private browsing" mode. It would be like the first thing they implemented.