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[-] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no please don't send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

"For the last time, 'Ive been bad, daddy' is not the same as 'forgive me, father, I have sinned!'"

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, there is the saying "a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church." Not sure why it exists, but I've heard it before.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I like the Jewish version: "Shvitzin' like a whore in Temple!"

[-] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

You must live a sheltered life.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

How do you know that? Where are the cameras?

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's not kinkshame, it's trying to keep you from going to far with it.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'll get'choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Don't dream it, be it.

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