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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I'm into

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"For the last time, 'Ive been bad, daddy' is not the same as 'forgive me, father, I have sinned!'"

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Well, there is the saying "a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church." Not sure why it exists, but I've heard it before.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You must live a sheltered life.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you know that? Where are the cameras?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like the Jewish version: "Shvitzin' like a whore in Temple!"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't kinkshame owo

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not kinkshame, it's trying to keep you from going to far with it.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll be judge of that

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll get'choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Don't dream it, be it.