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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I prefer the Emergency Medical Hologram's bedside manner.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or cat lady from Lower Decks. Probably smack you and yell GET BETTER DUMBASS. And actually do get better.

[–] m_r_butts@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Korean doctor I see is the closest I've ever seen in real life. Including smacking me and telling me to do better.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like you've got "High Expectations Asian Father meme" as a doctor.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Cat lady is just great.

"Yeah, I'll just cut you in half. It's ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don't mind, you won't die."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago

Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says "I'm a hologram. It's a holographic cigarette. It can't hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?"