So uh.. what’s in the hypospray?
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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Ahh, technology.
Found Quentin Tarantino's account
Truly is a utopia future.
If it could contain a set of Starfleet vaccinations against cancer and Alzheimer's I'll take two please.
The good ending
I prefer the Emergency Medical Hologram's bedside manner.
Or cat lady from Lower Decks. Probably smack you and yell GET BETTER DUMBASS. And actually do get better.
The Korean doctor I see is the closest I've ever seen in real life. Including smacking me and telling me to do better.
Sounds like you've got "High Expectations Asian Father meme" as a doctor.
Cat lady is just great.
"Yeah, I'll just cut you in half. It's ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don't mind, you won't die."
But she'll light up with you
Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says "I'm a hologram. It's a holographic cigarette. It can't hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?"
TNG era Crusher, absolutely yes. Picard era Crusher who has been living off the galactic grid for two decades and concealing her son from his biological father? No thanks. I think she's accumulated some serious ethical deficits after leaving the Enterprise.