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[-] spiderjuzce@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 year ago

Now I'm scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago
[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

"As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes."

[-] Wootz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ahhhh, potato scented hunter.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

That's why you stab them with a knife

[-] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It's easy, just make sure you don't have any soil based condiments on the side.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance

[-] royal_starfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won't obliterate everything going inside you

[-] psud@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

It's great at breaking down meat and fat (fresh or rather past it)

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

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